Funny Old Web: Internet adds 12th website

The Onion reports from Beijing: "The World Wide Web, a device used solely for the enrichment of the nation and the advancement of lasting social stability, gained its 12th website, SeedStore.com on Monday. According to news source NYTimes.com - the 10th website, which did not exist before December 2008, no matter what many treasonous and deceptive search engines claim - an estimated 1.5 billion people currently use the Internet's 12 web pages.”

Source: The Onion