Funny Old Web: Gallo's Humour

Truly bizarre: H&M model, musician and erstwhile actor Vincent Gallo’s website really gives new meaning to the term ‘monetising your assets online’, with an entry that reads: “I, Vincent Gallo, star of such classics as Buffalo 66 and The Brown Bunny have decided to make myself available to all women. All women who can afford me, that is. For the modest fee of $50,000 plus expenses, I can fulfill the wish, dream, or fantasy of any naturally born female.”